What's on my desk right now?

My laptop. New microphones and audio recording equipment. Jenny Lawson's Furiously Happy. Florence Nightingale's Notes on Nursing.  Kelly Williams Brown's Adulting: How to Become a Grown-up in 468 Easy(ish) Steps. The Plays of Anton Chekov and Eugene O'Neill. Philip Pullman's The Golden Compass. Mindy Kaling's Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? The latest editions of the American Journal of Critical Care and artslandia. The Bard's A Midsummer Night's Dream. Emma Orczy's The Scarlet Pimpernel. A big one called The Ultimate Ecyclopedia of Mythology. A Spanish-English medical dictionary. Pencils in various stages of sharpness. Scissors. A penlight and some leftover alcohol swabs. A tiered folder system that is in no way organized anymore. A little notepad entitled "Sister Citations" from my sister. Hair ties. Always hair ties. A dirty spoon? Man I should do the dishes...so I can dig into all this potential on my desk.